Vasectomies in a modern setting for £595
A safe, simple, and permanent solution — our expert vasectomy service offers men a calm, discreet, and professional environment to take control of their future. With compassionate care and minimal downtime, we’re here to guide you every step of the way.
To get the ball rolling right away, click here. If you want to continue on the journey, read on…
A perfect No-Scalpel Vasectomy
Online consultations
No fuss vasectomy
Aftercare issues?
Your No-Scalpel Vasectomy journey in detail
The booking
Easy, Direct Booking
Booking your vasectomy is simple and stress-free. You’ll get straight through to someone who knows what they’re doing — no waiting, no phone queues.
Expert Team at Your Side
Our front-line staff are senior nurses and clinicians who understand the procedure and your concerns. From the first contact, you’ll feel confident you’re in safe hands.
Multiple Ways to Reach Us
Call, WhatsApp, or email — we’re ready to help however you prefer to get in touch.
Appointments Available Now
We have slots available this week and next, so you can get seen without delay. But no pressure. Whether or not you book a full No-Scalpel Vasectomy Package for £595 or just want to join one of our expertly crafted webinars for £95 first – the choice is yours.
The webinar
In-depth, personalised webinar
Join Martin Kittel for a live, interactive session that gives you clear, honest insight into vasectomy. It’s an open, relaxed space designed to inform and reassure.
Everything you need to know
We cover the full picture — the procedure itself, what to expect on the day, recovery, effectiveness, risks, reversibility, and the myths that often cause confusion. Everything is explained clearly, with no jargon. We will also cover who may not be suitable for a vasectomy, openly and honestly.
Ask your own questions
You’ll have time to ask your own questions, privately or openly, and get expert answers tailored to your concerns.
Book your information webinar – £95
The £95 fee can be put towards the cost of your vasectomy, should you choose to proceed — but there’s absolutely no obligation. You’re free to decide at any stage.
Want to know where you are going before you book?
Sr Leanne introduces our private vasectomy clinic, The Bourne End Clinic, to our prospective vasectomy patients. This video is intended to improve accessibility by letting you familiarise yourself with our purpose built vasectomy premises and reduce the worry about the unknown.
Summarised transcript of the familiarisation video by Sister Leanne
Welcome to The Bourne End Clinic
Meet Sister Leanne
Hello, I'm Sister Leanne, the Senior Nurse Consultant and Clinical Lead here at The Bourne End Clinic. My role is to ensure that every aspect of your experience with us is smooth, safe, and comfortable.
🏥 Navigating Our Clinic
🚪 Entrance and Reception
As you arrive, you'll find our entrance easily accessible, with clear signage guiding you to the reception area. Our friendly staff will be there to welcome you and assist with any initial paperwork.
🛋️ Waiting Area
Our waiting area is designed to be a calm and comfortable space. We understand that medical procedures can be daunting, so we've created an environment to help you feel at ease before your consultation.
🩺 Consultation and Procedure Rooms
🗣️ Private Consultation Rooms
We have dedicated consultation rooms where you'll meet with our medical team. Here, we'll discuss your procedure, answer any questions, and ensure you're fully informed and comfortable with the process.
🛏️ Procedure Room
Our procedure room is equipped with state-of-the-art medical equipment to ensure the highest standards of care. We prioritize cleanliness and safety, adhering to strict sterilization protocols.
🧼 Hygiene and Safety Measures
Maintaining a sterile environment is paramount. We follow rigorous cleaning procedures and safety protocols to protect your health and well-being throughout your visit.
🤝 Supporting You Every Step of the Way
Our team is here to support you before, during, and after your procedure. We provide comprehensive aftercare information and are always available to address any concerns you may have during your recovery.
We hope this walkthrough has provided clarity and reassurance about what to expect at The Bourne End Clinic. Your comfort and confidence are our top priorities.
Your relaxed No-Scalpel Vasectomy
Simple, Safe, and Precisely Done
Our vasectomy is a quick, low-risk procedure performed under local anaesthetic. Experience Dr Kittel’s famous 7-minute vasectomy, with no stitches or sedation required. Dr Kittel’s technique is gentle, simple and highly precise, designed for comfort and reliability. He is thought to be the UKs fastest and probably most experienced vasectomist.
Calm and Professional Environment
You’ll be in the care of an experienced clinician who guides you through the process step by step. The setting is calm and respectful, with your comfort and dignity always put first.
Nothing to Worry About
Most patients are surprised by how straightforward it is — just a brief pinch, a little pressure, and it’s done. You’ll feel fully informed and supported throughout. It’s a small, precise procedure with a lasting impact.
Your Aftercare
Your Own Recovery Space
After your vasectomy, you’ll be shown to your own private recovery room — quiet, calm, and thoughtfully prepared to help you feel at ease as the anaesthetic wears off.
Tea, Biscuits, and Aftercare
We’ll offer you a proper cup of tea or coffee and a biscuit while you settle in. You can watch our short, friendly aftercare video, which explains everything clearly and without rush.
No Rush, Just Reassurance
This is your time to relax. Stay as long as you need, ask any questions, and leave only when you feel completely ready. You’ll head home feeling informed, reassured, and properly looked after — because every detail matters.
Easy Test for Success
Simple Postal Semen Testing
Some time after your vasectomy, you’ll be asked to send a semen sample to confirm the success of the procedure. For our private patients, this is done easily by post — no clinic visit required.
Fuss-Free and from Home
We’ll send you a discreet kit with clear instructions. You produce the sample at home and simply post it back to the lab. No stress, no appointments, no disruption to your day.
Fast, Reliable Results
Your results are ready in about a week and sent to you directly. Over 80% of men receive the all-clear first time and need no further testing — simple, quick, and complete peace of mind, so you can live your life free and without fear.
Welcome To Thames Valley Vasectomy Services @ The Bourne End Clinic
You’re in Safe Hands
Choosing a vasectomy is a big decision — and we’re here to make it simple, respectful, and reassuring from start to finish. With expert care, a calm environment, and thoughtful details every step of the way, you can feel confident you’re in the right place.
Whether you’re ready to go ahead or just looking for more clarity, we’ll guide you with honesty, experience, and kindness.
And when you are ready…
Appointments are available this week and next. Give us a call, send a message, or book your place on our next webinar — we’d be delighted to look after you.
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